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Hi, it's dean0. I grew up on a dairy farm in Michigan (I'm still a big M football fan) I have been in radio for over 25 years, the last 6 years at WKML. My wife Laura & I love it here. We like to watch football, go to NASCAR races at Darlington, Martinsville & Charlotte. We also both like to read and take our new puppies Roxy & Oscar to the dog park.
Q. What do massage therapists eat for dinner?
A. Spa-ghetti.
Q. Did you hear about the fly who flew through a screen door at full speed?
A. Strained himself.
It was another fine mesh he got himself into.
Q. What did the ghost say on December 25th?
A. Scary Christmas!
Q. Where does Santa stash his money?
A. In a snowbank.
Q. What do you call a video of pedestrians?
A. Footage.
Q. What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud, and crosses back over?
A. A dirty double crosser
Q. Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?
A. Because they were Wright
Q. What is the size of an elephant, but it doesn't weigh anything?
A. Answer: an elephants shadow (From Kellie Pickler's brother Eric!)
Q. Why do fish live in saltwater?
A. Pepper makes them sneeze.
Q. Why was the insect kicked out of the wildlife preserve?
A. It was a litterbug.
A cabbage, a faucet, and a tomato had a race.
The cabbage was ahead, the faucet was running, and the tomato tried to catch up.
Q. Why did the baker bake more bread?
A. He kneaded the dough.
Q. How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?
A. With relish.
Q. Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?
A. He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Q. Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?
A. He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Two Eskimos, sitting in a kayak, were very chilly. To keep warm, they lit a fire in the craft, but it sank. They should have known. You can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Q. What kind of tree grows in your hand?
A. A palm tree.
Q. What do you call a fly with no wings?
A. A walk
Q. What happens when two snails fight?
A. They slug it out.
Q. What does a cat sleep on?
A. A CATerpillow.
Q. What do you get if you drop a piano on an army base?
A. A flat major.
Q. Why does Father Time wear bandages?
A. Because day breaks and night falls.
Q. Why couldn't the shoes go out and play?
A. They were all tied up.
